...sending your children to take a FAST shower because we do NOT submerge our heads in the toilet, even if you're wear goggles.
...realizing it's after 2pm and rather than making yourself lunch, you load everyone up to go get yourself (and ONLY yourself) a Sonic drink.
... assuring the Sonic carhop that the screaming children in the back of the van are fine, they're just mad about not getting a drink.
... calling your husband before 9am to ask where the spanking spoon is.
... reminding your children that they were made to work, not just have fun.
... finishing the laundry only to have your children dirty the towels.
... eating Cheetos and muffins for lunch at 3pm with a Rt 44 Diet Coke!
... getting creative withe the consequences, even if that make me "the worse mommy ever".
... not being bothered by the aforementioned statement.
... not crawling up the walls when your 4 year old starts whining. Again.
... reminding your student that "liters" is not pronounces like "litters" which is hilarious when said student is freaking out because "the book never ever mentions litters!!!!!"
... calling Daddy to spend lunch hour as back up disciplinarian because you've done all you can do and still have the afternoon to contend with.
... counting the hours when you can go to Piyo and enjoy some "me time".
... reminding yourself that this too shall pass and praying that the rest of the week will be easier.
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