This little boy may look sweet, but in reality, he is wanted for a terrible crime. What crime you ask? Doll Homicide!Today at 12:44 pm, I discovered a poor, innocent doll face down in the toilet. At first, doll suicide was suspected. But upon further examination, it was determined that self respecting dolls don't usually end up face down in the toilet.
Several attempts have, and will be made to salvage this unfortunate doll. Family (Elizabeth) has not been contacted. Several more attempts will be made to salvage said doll.
If you have any information on this crime, please contact Mommy and Daddy immediately!
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