Elizabeth...

...calls hand sanatizer "hand cleana-tizer"

....came out of her bedroom (in the middle of the night) saying, "Daddy, there's a chicken in my bed. I don't like chickens, they might bite me." She was still talking as Curtis led her back to bed.

...ran into the kitchen and told me, "Mommy, there's a bat in the garage!" "Really?!?" I respond, afraid to believe her and knowing that this is something that would totally happen to me. "Well, maybe it's just a moth," she then decided. Thank goodness, it was just a moth!